Star Wars: The Force Awakens – Movie Review by Joe

ByJessica Lieb March 27, 2023

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Star Wars: The Force Awakens is the movie the fans have wanted since 1999.

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It might be too intense for small children but Jude will kill me if I don’t take him to see it.

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The plot is pretty straight-forward, but Star Wars: The Force Awakens carries the most emotional weight of any Star Wars anything to come out in the last 30 years.

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Did I mention I saw it before you? Not trying to be a jerk about it, but I did. Well, ok, I am trying to be a little bit of a jerk about it.

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I swear on the attic full of unopened Star Wars toys that I amassed over my lifetime as a giant nerd that Star Wars: The Force Awakens is better than any of the prequels by a wide margin, and may even be better than Return of the Jedi. But I will have to watch it 100 more times to be sure.

Also,

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I received passes to the featured event in exchange for my honest opinion. All opinions stated are Joe’s because I am sick as a dog and Joe posted this without my knowledge or prior approval.

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Jessica Lieb

Jessica is an experienced NC-based travel agent who specializes in family travel. She helps families plan memorable trips to Disney, Universal, All-Inclusive Resorts, Cruises, and International trips. She is responsible for B Honest Media’s editorial direction and growth. She has covered parenting for over 13 years, focusing on product reviews and recommendations, travel, and parenting tips.